Crane!

This crane arrived across the road from the office today. It took 8 hours to assemble and is aparently 1 of only 4 this size in Australia. It has a lifting capacity of 500 tons and is going to remove the roof top crane from the new building across the road.

A colleague who we shall call P Quan... no, that's too obvious... Pam Q... walked by when I was out looking at it (along with half the building), and asked "Is that one of those cranes that goes up?"
I said "Most cranes do"
She said "You know what I mean!"

No, I don't.