Monster...

...headache. So bad it made me nauseous. Tried to sleep it off, didn't work. Woke up and gathered the pieces of my skull from the floor. Got out of bed.
Thought distraction might help. Turned on the TV. Fail.
Figured I must be dehydrated. Drank tons of water. Fail.
Remembered that I had very little caffeine today. Made coffee. Fail.
Thought 'Oh, what the h*ll.' Had a alcohol. Fail.
Saw this little critter sitting by the window. Took a picture. Crawled into a fetal position on the couch. Drew the blanket over my head.
Banished the Monster in my sleep.

Admit it, Barb... you read the title and thought it was about you. :)