Dear Grandma and Grumpsy

We are all having a lovely holiday despite our varying degrees of grumpy fizzogs. Unfortunately we have been promised ice creams but EVERY SINGLE SHOP in BdeV is shut and we are hot and fed up.

Love from The Grandchildren xxxxxx

I have tried to set this up the right way 3 times now and have decided I cannot be arsed any more. I *may* try and edit when we finally get home...