"Just a little prick."

"You've been peeping!"

Now then, will this get past the censors?

Went to see the vampires today. Sorry Jehova's lads and lasses, but I'm one of the other sort.

Apparently they have stopped using that phrase, for obvious reasons.

Repeat after me ... This is gonna HURT!

The plaster removal that is, not the 52nd donation.

One of these days I'll mebbe have a shave 1st.