The fat white cat

Helen looking smug at bedtime, knowing under the new rules, only she and Joedog are allowed to sleep in my bedroom at night. The new rules apply to the elderly kitten population who chew on my toes and my claw feet and ankles and who knead and lick excessively while I am trying to sleep. Helen just sits on my chest while I try to sleep or sleeps on my head which I can sleep through.