Alf

This extra-terrestrial alien life form, which I've named Alf [like the TV series], landed at the back of my house some time over the weekend. It may have come down in that epic rain storm we'll be talking about for a century to come. It doesn't move during the day, but at night I'm sure it wanders into town and gathers information for the mother planet. I reckon it's also got a thing going with Nessie. That blue thing is a transmitter, but I've no idea why it's parked there - I can't even get a decent 3G signal at the back of the house and my wifi is password protected.

Or it could be a toy.