Fan boat in the Everglades

I got the opportunity today to pretend I was crocodile Dundee and ride on a fan boat. I am sure there was probably a better example of a fan boat rider but at this second I can not think of 1, I will shout if I do, do not worry!

Anyway we are at an alligator farm admiring alligators and enjoying the irony of the on site cafe serving alligator for us to eat, anyway once alligators were fully admired we went in the fan boat and I must admit it was bloody brilliant, I was at the front and I got sprayed a little whilst we did a 360 degree turn but nothing compared to the guy on the end of my row, he had to sit there as he was last in the cue and he had the look of a man who had just been told a tramp had pissed on his house! He was not happy and his mood picked up even more when a wave of dirty swamp water came over the edge and onto his lap and over the pocket that had his phone in it, I was happy to be wearing ear muffs as the expletives coming from his mouth seemed very rude!!

After the boat tour we went to the alligator show Which was hosted by one of those guys who make every guy feel shit about themselves! He had long wavy blonde hair, a lot of muscles and the ability to wrestle an alligator which compared to my top 3 attributes which are: tall, slightly funny and eating! It is hard to see why it was suggested I be replaced on the van lol!!

Anyway I am still on the van and off to m