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I went to the beach earlier today but had only been there an hour when it started pouring with rain. Dog walkers (two pugs- that's just greedy), joggers, cyclists all tried to pretend that it was part of the plan to no avail. Obviously the weather had caused some trippers to get a little bored. I saw the quaint sight, as I was leaving, of a group of young lads walking to the beach and using their boards on their heads to shelter under. They'd be getting wet anyway, surely?