Bully bars

Bullbars they ain?t.

Bullybars they ought to be called.
When was the last time your beloved vehicle was put at risk by raging bulls on Main Street Dun Laoghaire, you four-wheel driven moron?
They are perfectly placed for maximum impact to a 7 year-old skull, of the type that chases a ball without noticing the incoming traffic, you chrome-plated cretin.

Go cruise another land. Preferably in a different galaxy.

Rant over.