W is for...

WHY?
Why do i skip breakfast when i know i shouldnt?
Why have liverpool got rid of so many bloody parking bays when its the city of culture & should be expecting more visitors than ever?
Why do i have some meetings that drag on too long?
Why do i leave beautiful carved brisket in the fridge instead of making butties?
Why do i wait till i am so hungry i could eat a scabby dog?

BUT none of this comes close to WHY do i then eat this crap that always makes me feel ill?