Monkey Shoulder

A Scotsman who spells
Whisky with a n'e',
should be hand cuffed
and thrown head first in the Dee.

In the USA and Ireland,
it?s spelt with an 'e'
but in Scotland
it's real 'Whisky'.

So if you see Whisky
and it has an 'e',
only take it,
if you get it for free!

For the name is not the same
and it never will be,
a dram is only a real dram,
from a bottle of 'Scotch Whisky'.