300.00 blips

"Honey... DWP posted 300 blips".

"Come to bed".

"Guess what he did".

"Who gives a sh!t".

"No... guess".

"300 f****ng beannie babies".

"Nope".

"300 cinder blocks".

"Nope".

"A cylinder of carbon monoxide to put me out of my misery.... turn that sh!t off and come to bed".

"A clock ... he did a digital clock that says 300.."

"........Well that's bloody original......"

" Oh my!.....I think there's the reflection of a little naked man in the bottom corner..."