THE FINAL COUNTDOWN 5

MERHABA MY FRIENDS

THEY SAY BAD THINGS COME IN `THREES` .
THAT`S WRONG....

I. A DRIVER WAITING TO LOAD HIS VAN WAS
TOLD `THE GARAGE WANT IT`...WHY!
`TO DO AN MOT ON IT`..DID`NT YOUR BOSS TELL
YOU !.....ER..NO ! A RUSH TO SORT ANOTHER VAN OUT.

2. A DRIVER WENT FROM SUNDERLAND TO HARTLEPOOL,
THEN REALIZED HE COULD NOT FIND HIS RUN SHEETS!
THE `BOSS` FAXED THEM DOWN TO HIM. VERY NICE OF HIM.
THO I DON`T SEE THE NEED TO FAX `EVERY OTHER RUN SHEETS`...... WHAT A TOTAL WASTE OF PAPER AND TIME.

3. A DRIVER HAD `VAN` PROBLEMS, NAMELY THE DREADED
`CLUTCH`...HE WAITED AN HOUR AND A HALF FOR ANOTHER
VAN FROM SUNDERLAND. (A FIFTEEN MIN JOURNEY).
THE REPLACEMENT VAN HAD A NAIL IN A TYRE, DODGY BRAKES AND SOUNDED LIKE A TANK. SO ONE HALF OF THE
TOWN GOT THERE MAILS VERY LATE.

4. A DRIVER HAD TO WAIT BECAUSE THE `MACHINE` WENT
DOWN. HAD TO WAIT TILL IT WAS UP AND RUNNING , THEN
WENT OUT 2 BUNDLES SHORT OF THE AMOUNT NEEDED.
WHICH RESULTED IN DROPS NOT GETTING ANY MAILS,
UNTIL THE EXTRAS DRIVER FINISHED HIS `RUN`, THEN HE
HAD TO RUN AROUND LOOKING FOR EXTRA MAILS TO FINISH
THE DROPS. (NOT SURE IF HE GOT THEN SORTED, AS I`VE NOT
HEARD FROM HIM YET ).

5. THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT `TRAGEDY`.
THE COFFEE MACHINE IS `OUT OF ORDER`.........;/

HAVE A NICE DAY.

TURK :()