Who killed the pineapple monster?

Nat took Dad and me to the tall ships for lunch today (Dee-Ann didn't feel like coming), i had the Gammon steak , which came with a large lump of pineapple instead of the usual couple of pineapple rings. So i thought i'll get a blip out of that.
My youngest , Dee-Ann , is 16 on friday so i suppose i better grow up a bit eh