Music Box

In recompense for this pointless blip, I have listed below the extremely grown up, cultured conversion a colleague & I had via instant messenger at work the other day...

Tollies on toast
Keech carbonara
Jobbie jelly
Poo pizza
Turd tostada
Kack granola
Crap suzette
Shite soufflé
Shit shitake stroganov
doo doo delight
Poo fondu
Scitter soup
Skidmark salmon
Asswipe glory
Effluent escargot
Yuletide log
Jobbie Jamon
Shit pipe melba
Fudge tunnel fudge
Jobster bisque
Tollie terrine
Rimjaw langoustine
Knob cheese on toast
Turtles head soup
Brie bum butter
Skid mark salad
Chicken squeezer salad
Ringpiece roulette
Plop pizza
Plop pancake
Cow pat potatoes
Keech crumpet
Owl pellet broth
Skat sandwich
Nappy Napoli
Nincompoop pie