I've Made Myself Sick...

I was at my parents house for a split second. The cat was very glad to see me. Every time I'm there, I see my parents' wedding photo and it's just plain weird. They've been married for almost 35 years and I can never imagine them ever actually being in love. let alone having sex. But they must have, like, at least 4 times to yield 4 children. Ew. I like to think that a stork dropped us off or at least that I was the product of an extramarital affair that my mother had with an astronaut named Ridley, a Beatnik poet named Claude, or a failed singer-songwriter named Roderick.