1000 Lives

If a cat has 9 lives, then this bloody fly has a thousand.

I like to think I have ninja like reflexes (doesn't every man?) but I could not get near this fly.

Just to rub salt in my wounds, following a frantic unsuccessful swatting session, it would just sit on the end of my calculator preening itself with a little smug glint in its eyes.

My day will come fly, watch your back.