More Delays

Long day working on the one arm tan in Perthshire. Got to see Arbroath which smells like the seaside though. Today I have decided...

1) Trains are overrated, especially when they derail causing chaos throughout Scotland.
2) Posh people should just stick to numbers for their houses, names are ridiculous and so much harder to find.
3) Dundee is a lot nicer than people make out.
4) It is possible to get showered, fed and changed in 30 mins if you need to get to a birthday party.

Thats it really.