Singing in my Chains

By Cadi

The Hungry Caterpillar

'Who ate all the coriander? You fat bastard, you fat bastard!'

Nope, I can't see it taking off as a football chant either. Not unless Hampstead field a team. This little sod and its siblings are responsible for denuding my coriander. Which was fine yesterday. How do they get in? Do they have a key?

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