Shaun....

the Sheep.

I got a phone call from my son on his way home from work.

"Mum, I got us a new pet, its perfect honest"
"you know we can't have pets...."
"Mum, you will love this one"

I was groan and cursing to myself until he got home.....then I laughed my head off. He is right, he is the perfect pet. We have called him Shaun for obvious reasons

He was left outside someones home with a sign saying take me if you want me!