Where do the children play?

If not for kids, then adults must be allowed?
But surely they will need a bigger slide and swing to compensate for a, "grander" derriere.
But kids beware, see the small child in the photograph who just ventured in to have a quick slide.
" Bah! Beheading in too good for them pesky youngsters. Off with their hands as well,"
That'll teach them
Looks like the mum fared no better as she ventured in to rescue little Johnny.
Who did this dreadful decapitation?
Send for Torchwood.