Mrs Olfactory*

A warm and humid day today which made the farmers decision to do some muck spreading a little hard on the nostrils.

Meanwhile we had a couple of belters from Tom today.

"Daddy do I still have autism?"

"Yes son you'll always have it."

"Good that means you have to let me do anything I want, all the time."

I feel that there is some disappointment heading his way.

This was followed up this evening with another classic that we have no idea where it came from.

Whilst helping him to build a Lego crane the final brick took a little persuading to get clicked in upon which he was heard to mutter in true 'Mockney' style, "That''s it you slag!"

* To make sense of the title click here.