What! Me Lost?

Beautiful Laura my love and Sal and Josie took me out to dinner tonight for my birthday took, well kinda. I met them. A 40 minute car ride took 2.5 hours. I went left when I should have turned right, went west when i should have gone east. Ended up in crime ridden Paterson NJ two or three times. Got on Rt 80 when I should have been on 17. Laura and Sal stayed on speaker phone and talked me through up to a point. Then they said, "stay right there we will pick you up."
During dinner they gave me a birthday present. one of those things that tell you directions, a traffic navigation system.
I really love them and they gave the perfect gift!
Thank you La and Sal you guys are the best!
xxx,ooo