My Sentiments Exactly

The hoose is now for sale. It's official, I have to try and keep it tidy in the hope that someone will come along and offer us lots of their hard earned cash. I don't mind doing housework as long as it's:
a) Late at night so the kids can't come in and mess it all up.
b) The day before we go on holiday so the kids can't come in and mess it all up.

At all other times of the year housework is a huge waste of my time.