Red Hot Chilli Eyes

During a drink break whilst watching 'The Bank Job', my brother ate a raw chilli, to 'see how hot it was'.

About 10 minutes later he started making baby dinosaur noises, it turns out that he had got chilli juice from his hands into his left eye.

Hilarious

And after some quick internet research, and some ingenuity; this was the remedy.

Pouring 1ml of whole milk into his rapidly blinking eye.

All better.

Idiot.