Get Back to Me

By GetBacktoMe

Almost ship shape

Today was a shi* day! No, really it was!
I spent a large part of it, picking it up.

Ladies and gentlemen, get yourselves in shape.
With the rubber-glove-barrow-and-bucket system you can achieve a total body work out in half an hour a day - yes just thirty minutes.

Cancel your gym membershit, I'm offering a free month's trial, with a full guarantee that your major muscle groups will show improved definition,
Abs, quads, pecs, tris and bis, lumber, core, glutes and even pelvics will all become toned and honed.
In addition if you have a weight issue, up the pace and include double dips with the barrow and buckets!

Further bonuses include a free shower on wet days and natural bronzing on sunny ones.

Here are the facts:
Every horse does 12-15 droppings per day, we have six

In the winter the horses are in stables, you shovel the ship into a barrow and tip it onto the manure heap.
In the summer they are in fields, so it all happens outside.

I have been away for 8 days. You do the maths!!

P.S you can just see two of the culprits in the distance.

P.P.S For those of you that are bored witless, or wish to become so, I have back-blipped the last 8 days. Well I had to didn't I? You have a choice.

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