sit down, there's no speedial

so many cordless digital handsets have bitten the dust in our house but still my oldskool Batphone lives on. Well, ok, it's a traditional 70's phone with a bat sticker on.

No, you CAN'T walk round the house. And you HAVE to sit down to talk. In particular I love the patience that it demands to manually dial in a number - who does that any more? No speedials or digital address books here. Slow down, have a proper conversation!