BUBBLEWRAP SOLVES ALL!!!!!

Hijacking Kat's blip again. I'm a bad man.

Me: Whatchya doin'?
Kat: Trying to get a decent photo for my blip. It's not happening though.
Me: No mojo still?
Kat: Nope.
Me: Well I got photos. Do you want me to hijack again?
Kat: Yeah okay. You deleted the photos of me so use one of the others you got. They were nice. Knowing you, you'll just say a bunch of nice things about me anyway. "Kat's vomiting is making her feel disgusting, but I think she's still beautiful... Just like this flower..."
Me: Yeahhhh... About that.
Kat: You deleted the photos of me. Right? RIGHT?!
Me: Um. No. I lied. They were cute.
Kat: I hate you. So much. Delete. DELETE!! Do not use another photo of me!
Me: Okay. Seeing as you asked so nicely.

I lied. Again.

I couldn't not use this photo of Kat. It makes me smile. She's pale and her hair is a mess and she looks far from her best. But she's still beautiful to me (there I said it) even if she was a few seconds off possibly murdering me before I gave her the bubble wrap. Apparently it's MY fault she's feeling so ick. Yah, okay. Suuuuuure. Last I checked it takes two to tango.

Fellas take note: The easiest way to please a vomiting angry woman is to give her some bubble wrap. Just make sure you have a lot of it because when it runs out she goes back to being a very angry and vomity very quickly. And it's worse than before the bubble wrap.

I'm relieved I won't see my darlin' girl til the weekend. The bollocking I'll get for this blip hijack won't be as harsh.

"I'mma tell you why I'm a bad man."
~ Bad Man - Mistress Mondays