She must be drop-dead gorgeous.

Coz he's obviously lost his head over her.
Off up to Carlisle in search of the Perfect sausage.

I thought, for one shuddering nano-second, I'd managed to glue two AND keep the EXIF.
''You must be bloody joking.'', I thought.
Pressed ''Preview'' and lo and behold wrong perishing photo.

This time it had a 12.5% chance of being picked as "The One."

But, all things considered, I can generally be relied upon to go for the warped edition.