Declaration of Intent

I'm busy busy busy! Yes, yes. I've made a start on the club newsletter and I'm so happy because I've managed to mock up the page headings in Scribus. And it doesn't look too unlike the previous newsletter which was done in QuarkXPress. Besides, the content will be just fan-tas-tic. Rather than ask members for contributions I intend to simply make up large parts of it, with false new members with improbable occupations and outlandish nautical garb. Not to mention extravagant goatees and muttonchops. Who's to know any different? And afterwards, I shall reward myself with a dram. In fact, why wait till afterwards?