WSM

Ended up by accident at Weston Super Mare late in the day (after a VERY long drive avoiding the motorway traffic to get to to a very disappointing mountain bike shop in the middle of nowhere).

WSM was very busy, full of the elderly, the unwell and the unpleasant.

Saw Ruth Madoc and an old male actor that I recognised but couldn't name filming. I thought they were recording the new Sky sitcom "The Cafe" but she's not listed on the cast.

Also saw one of the locals, a "sturdy" lady in grey jogging bottoms too small for her, bend over to reveal what was, I hope, a large dark sweat patch in the material caught in her arse crack. Nice.

Had fish and chips, far too greasy with about two tins worth of beans on it. Only managed about a third of it. Too expensive, and you CANNOT serve black tea by tipping the milk out of a mug not washing it then filling it up with, what is now, murky tea.

Nearly got mowed down by many many land trains. Car park wardens very keen on their jobs. Parking overpriced. Sea miles away until hometime.