Mums on tour

Brilliant day out shopping - with the exception of the devastating brief moment of sensibleness when I left behind the Shoes of Great Beauty. They were the kind of shoes that make the rest of your body more beautiful, just because they're touching you. Nothing bad could ever happen while wearing the Shoes of Great Beauty. You could never have a fat day while wearing them. They are made from star light and angel dust. But they are expensive. And so they stayed in their prison of a cardboard box, returned to the cold, dark, loveless storeroom. And my life will always be a little bit emptier, for not owning the Shoes of Great Beauty. Should have just looted them, seems to be the thing to do when you covet something you can't afford!

Eventually started to get over the trauma of leaving behind the Shoes of Great Beauty by drinking vast quantities of vodka, and dancing to disco, disco!! A very funny evening of misunderstandings in the toilets, divots and shared footbaths. And nowhere near enough sleep.