Wondering round Wilkinson's,
daddy handed me a shower gel,
I don't know why he gave it to me,
So I ran over to the pushchair,
opened my changing bag,
threw it in and ran off again,
the security guard laughing,
saying will have to watch that one,
mummy shocked grabbed it out,
I screamed and stomped,
determined to put it back in,
so they made me pay for it,
then put it back in the bag,
looking at daddy disgusted,
I screamed, grabbed it out the bag,
threw it on the floor and stomped off,
these parents TUT!!

DISCLAIMER: we in no way encourage our daughter in the ways of shoplifting!!