If I was getting de-smelled so was arty,
If I was getting wet, so was arty,
If I was being forcibly made clean, so was arty,
Whether arty likes it or not,
He squeaked, he didn't seem too impressed,
But he stayed, and watched, till I lent into lick,
and mummy had to rescue him fast!!!
At least he smells better now,
as for me, I did...!!!

Set of 4!