What's aw this aboot?....

.....this weather thing is getting on my nerves. I phoned the government today to complain about the weather, it's simply not good enough. They need to be tough on bad weather and on the causes of bad weather if they want my vote again.....well I didn't actually vote for them, but they don't know that.

12noon.....just about good enough for ice-cream, 6pm.....I've got wet pants again. It's a bloody scandal.