Magnum and his pet pig

Magnum loves plush toys. We've searched far and wide for a plushy that will survive longer than a day in his "care"--so far this is the best we've found.

As soon as he receives a new pig, he promptly sets an appendage in the back of his jaw and begins to sever said body part. This little piggy has lost its legs, ears, nose, and tail. The next step is decapitation followed by disembowelment of all stuffing!