I Don't Look A Day Over 99

99 + 1

(Blackboard, chalk, wee Ikea light, Hipstamatic app with Melodie lens effect & Blackeys Ultragrain film effect, then Photoshop Express'd with contrast right up & exposure right down, and a smidgeon of sharpness for the drama)

(I had no idea how to do any of the above 100 blips ago; thanks to Ben & Diane for piquing my interest!)