The apple tree in our garden is only small. It's probably only as tall as me.
It is, however, extremely good at making apples.

We still have a freezer full of stewed apple, but we managed to use our latest harvest in a cake.

The kitchen scales (which, admittedly, we did find in the shed) broke half way through, so we had to weigh the butter by closing our eyes and deciding whether it weighed more or less than a 150g bag of pumpkin seeds. Nice n' specific.