Tools

So...

My father was round the other day, helping out with a little DIY crisis. He's good that way. Anyway, while I was out getting a replacement part, he decided he would start to tidy up.

He goes to speak to my wife, and this is how the conversation goes:

Father: Have you got a tool?

Wife: Err, what kind of tool?

Father: Any kind, I am just tidying up.

Wife: Well, what's it for?

Father: Just a tool, for soaking up the water.

Wife: A tool for soaking up the water? I don't know.

Father: We used one earlier, to mop it up.

Wife: Oh, a *towel*?

Father: Aye! A tool!

Gotta love them both, in their own peculiar ways they keep me entertained!