Madness (Is All In The Mind)

So, so much to get done, and so little time in which to do it. If only I didn't have to sleep. Yes, I'd probably suffer a total and irreversible mental breakdown, but on the up side, I could spend all of my time claiming to be the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl, pouring porridge down my trousers, and taking pointless photographs of leaves.

Oh, hang on.