The Swimming Story

Today after job searching with my moms dog and after taking my mom to an appointment, I met my friend Falcon for a pool party. We had scheduled one for yesterday but it was rained out. Don't get me wrong I am glad we finally got rain but it kinda cramped my style. Ok so the swimming story. This picture is a "look at me now" pic. A few (many) years ago I was invited to my friend Zach's birthday party on a lake. My friend lee and I arrived a little late because we had to march in the Battle of Flowers Parade (we were both one our high school drumline). When we arrived we noticed our friends already swimming in the lake, so wanting to swim I stated I didn't know how. My friends being so amazing decided to search around for something to help me float. They found a life jacket. The only problem was that it was a shmedium (small/medium) and I am a prettily large man. They also managed to find some rope. So we tied to life jacket closed and I was ready to get in the water. But there was another problem, I didn't want to float away!!! So I got in the water and my friends tied me to the dock so I wouldn't float away and we chilled there for a while. So look at me now swimming in the deep end all by myself holding a delicious pizza box and a new soda I discovered today with the help of Falcon. (Thank you Falcon!!!) So I guess all I can say is Thanks to my friends for jump starting me into learning how to swim!!!