Economic growth

Joe: "What do you think about the alleged errors in the figures used by the Office of National Statistics for calculating inflation and therefore economic growth?"

Alex: "I don't know but whatever you do, don't look to your left cos there's a woman pointing a bloody camera at us!"

Joe: "I told you that wearing your hair like that would draw attention. Why couldn't you have just let your Mum cut your fringe with the kitchen scissors when she offered!!"