I wish it had been.

We had a terrible cafe lunch today. Unusual here, even in the most touristic places. Factory made tortilla, huevos setas described by my other half as 'prawns and mushrooms marinaded in malibu and mixed with eggs', weak coffee and an imitation Fanta (as if Fanta isn't already evil enough, a cheap version with more E160 than you can shake a stick at is just unnecessary).