Hunny, we shrunk the football field

Even the most cynical, "it's all about winning" football neutral cannae want either Chelsea or Rangers to take anything from the forthcoming European finals.

Surely the footballing purists want a straightforward win for the Mancs in Russia and the Russians in Manchester?

I actually want Rangers to win the final because they're Scottish and it helps the nation in footballing terms..... but someone remarked to me that he'd been watching the second leg of the semi-final against Fiorentina and had been supporting Rangers until about 80 minutes when he decided "you know what, these poor Italians deserve something here - Rangers are awful".

Their tactics are anti-foootball.