tears before bedtime

you see this tin, this large, heavy made of thick metal good quality from M&S cake tin??

do you see the dent in the side of this tin, this large, heavy made of thick metal good quality from M&S cake tin??

it fell on me from the top of the microwave.....actually it pushed the salad bowl first which wheeked past my face, and which I almost caught until this tin, this large, heavy made of thick metal good quality from M&S cake tin hit me right above my wrist and it has left a very big bump and a mark and has made it feel like my hand may drop off at any moment.

luckily ds1 was in a position to catch this tin as it rebounded from mycrushed and dented arm, and no harm was caused to the mars bar kripy squares it contained within

...they will be able to serve them at my wake, after I die of banged wrist-itis.