Oh Shit....

...said the Child.

"I have forgotten Mammys birthday, I have no card, and no present..."

"Make a card, and fuck the present", I said, "Its the future that we need to worry about", said I.

This is how I propose to make a philosopher of my Child.

Still and all, Happy Birthday, Mother of Princess.

Between us, and the rest of the Village, we have done a fair good job...

Dont you think?