Silent Witness

Sprog no. 2 got into a lot of trouble tonight for a major misdemeanour at school. Reminded me of being a right wee madam and getting regular rollickings. I used to console myself by muttering under my breath to my Nookie Bear, who in my head always agreed with me of course (and frequently rolled his eyes at me - but only when i pulled the string at the back of his head). He's about 35 years old now and i'm sure would be a good sounding board for Sprog no.2 - but alas, no one gets to touch my nookie.