Meet Amma. For some reason we seem to name a lot of our ornaments in our house. Amma was chosen for this due to it's big lips, simliar to Amma's from Big Brother 2, which was running at time.

My Dad thought it would be cool to drill holes through the eyes and feed up a coulpe of red bulbs. He's still not got around to putting the bulbs in (and probably never will) so now it just sits on the fire place looking evil at us with a plant on top of it.