Original Coffee No.1

Nescafe Coffee beans. Cream. Custard. Vanilla Essence. Food Colouring. milk. Boiling water. Sugar. The ingredients for a perfect latte? We'll let our taste buds be the judge of that.
F:''It wasn't as bad as it sounds, actually. Once you got over the pinkness... and the custard actually made it nicer. Worth making again? Well, let's just say I won't be abandoning my recipe book any time soon...''
K: ''My hand is red. We could make a horror film. Using the taste of the coffee and my hand.''
A:''No way am I trying that.''