Humor me.

As Kiki the pirate was tossing his playmate off the boat, I clearly heard him say, "Enough wit' yer bilge, ya scurvy-infested parrot-lover! Get yerself ready to see Davy Jones' locker!" He threw in a couple of "arghs" too, just to make the game a little more authentic.

This cat has a very active imagination.

For the record, we do have several dogs in the house and I love them a lot (well, some more than others, but we won't go into that right now). Unfortunately, they're not doing much that can be considered entertaining these days. They blame it on the 'dog days of summer' but I think they're just too lazy to put on a proper play.